Do
you remember that old TV commercial that shows a picture of a white egg held up
against a dark background, with the announcer saying “This is your Brain”?
Attention all overstressed humans...
Date: 05-21-2008
From the Desk Of Camille McCallister, Boulder Colorado
Dear Stressed Out Friend,
Too good to be true?
What if I told you this highly effective technology has been around for over 60 years? So why haven't you heard of it? Or perhaps you have heard of it? You’ll find out in a minute…
But first, here's a quick test to see if you're open minded enough.
What's your reaction to the statement “Trust us, we're one of the world’s largest medical companies.”
If you're on the floor laughing your head off or moaning in despair at that absurdity, then you've got what it takes to read on.
As you may have heard, your brain uses electrical signals, just like a computer. Scientists have been doing research over the past few decades to find ways to use this fact to 'reprogram' the brain.
To be honest, this research has led to mixed results – with one astounding exception.
Before I dive into that, let me ask you – “Are You Happy?”
Here's why I ask. It's really hard to live in a way that’s holistic and balanced these days:
TV and the Movies tell you to want, Want, WANT
You're not eating as well as you should… (Who does anymore?)
You're not getting either the exercise or the rest you need
We're fouling our own nest with pollution as if there's no tomorrow – there's no escaping it
Somewhere along the line people have forgotten to be polite or civil and treat each other with kindness
Even your civil servants (including those in Washington D.C.) seem to be much less civil
What all these things and many more that I haven't mentioned add up to is...
Chronic stress is a known killer. Acknowledging that is the easy part - but; what do you do about the dis-ease of stress?
Trying to figure out the best way to reduce your stress will take you down an "Alice-in-Wonderland" path of conflicting ideas and competing promises.
Honestly, we are all unique, and not all methods work on everyone.
That’s why you need to qualify for the well-proven therapy I'm going to tell you about. Right now you're just a few moments away from filling out a short form that will set in motion the process to be certain this de-stress technology is for you.
...But; I'm sure this is not your first stop in your search for de-stressed success.
You've tried to get more relaxation time - perhaps you've even tried meditation – but your hectic schedule seems to swallow up your best intentions.
Perhaps you've taken herbs such as Valerian, Kava-Kava and 5-HTP. They probably worked to some extent.
... and at least you've heard of Biofeedback, but who's got time to try it? (I've got something WAY easier than Biofeedback to tell you about shortly.)
Perhaps after you tried everything else...
You went to the doctor. Almost like a well trained reflex, he pulled out his pad and prescribed some heavy duty (read: toxic) and possibly addictive drugs. I've had some friends try to get off some of that stuff. Believe me, it's no fun.
By the way, there's a special note for you below if you are taking depression. anxiety or insomnia medications.
After all of that, you still have problems. So, check all that apply:
♦You STILL have trouble sleeping.
♦ When you wake up from a restless night, the quiet desperation of your daytime existence makes you hope and pray for easier, happier times ... which never seem to come.
♦ You STILL spend way too much time worrying
♦ You can't shake the thought that your situation is hopeless and only bound to get worse
Do
you remember that old TV commercial that shows a picture of a white egg held up
against a dark background, with the announcer saying “This is your Brain”?
In the next scene it shows the egg sizzling away, sunny side up, in a cast iron skillet. The announcer explains, “This is your brain on drugs.”
Perhaps, when the announcer came to the closing line, “Any questions?” YOUR brain wanted to fire back the question, “What about drugs prescribed by my doctor?”
THAT really is a good question. You see,
“happiness in a pill ... or bottle” is full of unintended side effects.
In fact, if you are prone to “substance abuse” (read: medication you decided to take yourself without doctors orders), it’s usually a sign that you're simply trying to get your brain back into balance any way you can.
As I hinted above, the most common reason for a brain to get out of neuro-physiological balance is simply stress.
Lots of stress.
Lots of stress for years on end.
...In time chronic stress becomes normal, your brain self destructs in the process.
It flashes “Tilt” and puts you in “Time Out” by making you feel depressed.
Depression is supposed to make you hole up until your brain has had a chance to decompress.
At least, that’s probably the way it worked in the caveman days.
But that's not the way it works in these high-tech, hectic, got-to-pay-the-bills times.
And anxiety? That's like trying to flog a dying horse. Sure, you'll get it to go a few more feet, only to have it collapse into a quivering heap when the adrenaline wears off.
Our brains just are not built to handle chronic stress.
Perversely, the chronic bombardment of stress keeps the brain in a hyper-vigilant state making restful sleep impossible.
No wonder it's hard to be happy!
One traditional way to “decompress from stress” is to spend thousands of dollars to take a “relaxing” vacation.
That works fine until the day you get back. Your overbearing responsibilities and worries come back double time. That's when the thousands spent on a good vacation are flushed right down the toilet.
Perhaps you’ve tried biofeedback. The problem with biofeedback is that it takes a serious commitment of time, energy and money.
There's an easier way.
It's ironic that in medicine, the most expensive solution wins simply because there is more money to promote the product.
New products get rammed through the mind-boggling expensive FDA approval process.
Then the drug companies carpet-bomb everyone's mind into submission by saturating the airwaves with empty promises.
Think about how much it must cost to plaster the latest medications across your TV screen and all over every other page in your favorite magazine. Those ads don't come cheap.
In fact, the drug companies spend enough on advertising drugs to finance a country, enough money to feed all the starving people in the world.
On the other hand, if you want to heal yourself with less expensive alternatives, you've got to take matters into your own hands. YOU are solely responsible for discovering safer, less expensive alternatives.
There’s
an easier solution. It just doesn't get the air time that the latest drugs for
depression, anxiety and insomnia get.
Drugs for those conditions are worth thousands of dollars per person per year to the drug companies. If they have their way, you'll be taking them for the rest of your life (side effects be damned.)
If you're a sheeple (sheep + people = sheeple), that's the way to go.
Next thing you know, you're taking a drug to counteract the side effects of another drug, which counteracts the effects of yet another drug... and soon you’re feeling dizzy. Your brain and money are sucked ever deeper into a swirling whirlpool of side effects.
You just might be a candidate for a technology
that's like biofeedback but without all the work.
Imagine a small white box that fits in your pocket.
It has two electrodes that you clip to your ears.
You turn it on and feel a mild tingling sensation around your ears.
Then you go about your life. Go ahead. You can relax in front of the TV, have a real sit down dinner, take it on the treadmill. You get the idea.
No need to "make time" for this treatment.
Half an hour after you start, your treatment is over.
You'll have to repeat this treatment daily for a few weeks, but it’s:
still way easier than biofeedback - who's got that kind of time anyway?
way cheaper than a vacation, and
way less dangerous than taking drugs -
you keep having to pay for drugs over and over again - but the CES Unit will
last you for the rest of your life with just an occasional battery change
It’s called a Cranial Electro Stimulator (CES) unit.
As I mentioned, it’s a small white box that fits in your pocket, with batteries and safe, simple electrodes.
The only downside is that you probably haven't heard of it.
Why haven’t you heard of it?
Because it's not expensive enough!
There’s nothing patentable about the CES unit. Why not? It’s been around too long. As I’m sure you’re aware, patents run out after 20 years, and this one ran out long ago.
As a result, CES technology was grandfathered by the FDA as an approved medical device.
Most medical device companies make their money by owning patents, which means that nobody can directly compete against their patented products.
In other words selling CES units has no huge profit margins. The medical device companies aren’t interested.
Aside: When the FDA grandfathers a product, it acknowledges that it’s been around for a long time, is well researched and is not harmful.
Another technology that’s related to CES units are TENS units (TENS stands for Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulator) which are used to treat pain by scrambling the electrical signals of the pain nerves.
Forward-thinking doctors have been quietly using CES units in their practices for decades. Thumbing their noses at the greedy drug and medical device companies.
But now you too know the secret about CES technology.
You’re probably wondering if all this is real.
I can understand that.
Especially, since nobody knows EXACTLY how it works.
It's just that CES technology has proven itself over and over again in countless double blind and crossover studies.
For example, unless you’re a mechanic, it’s unlikely that you know exactly how your car works. But that doesn't stop you from using it.
By the way, figuring out how the brain DOES work turns out to be one of the great mysteries of the 21st century.
Like I said, I understand your skepticism.
This is why I've made a special arrangement with the manufacturer. You can test out a Cranial Electro Stimulation unit, (CES Unit), simply by placing an order. Then you can convince yourself that it will work as described.
You can qualify to try it after a phone consultation with a board certified doctor so you can be sure it’s REALLY RIGHT FOR YOU. As required by the laws of the United States, he'll even issue you a prescription. Note: if you're outside the United States, its unlikely you'll need a prescription.
Just fill out the qualifying form, and your phone interview is usually scheduled in a day or two. (Please be sure to put your main email address on the qualifying form.)
You have 60 days to fully test out the
CES Unit. If you don't feel better, then return it for a full refund,
no questions asked.
If you decide to keep it, you'll have a device you can use any time, anywhere. The CES Unit will prove itself to be far cheaper and safer in the long run than drugs or just about anything else you could try.
How many drug companies do you know that offer a satisfaction guarantee like that? Think about that for a moment."
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Speaking of which -
Good question. Cranial Electro Stimulation does not interact with medications.
However, you may find after using the CES Ultra that you can talk to your doctor about lowering your dosage. A lower dosage costs less and has fewer side effects. This is always a good thing.
You really have nothing to lose. Try the unit free for 60 days. See if it works for you.
But let me correct myself. You do have something to lose.
You could lose your depression, anxiety or insomnia. You could also lose your dependence on drugs, either prescribed, or self selected. You could lose the dangerous side effect of the drugs.
Isn't that worth it?
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As I hinted above, the CES Unit is not expensive.
Keep in mind that there's more than money at stake. Trips to the doctor are expensive, time-consuming and often unpleasant. Drugs have side effects that make them much more expensive than their co-pay suggests. If you're not lucky enough to have a health insurance plan that covers prescription drugs, the CES Unit will pay for itself in a few months.
Plus: Most people don't have to keep using the CES Unit month after month. It heals your brain imbalance and then you're done (or you can switch over to using it "as needed"). Contrast this with the continued monthly expense of having to buy drugs over and over again.
Of course, if you're not currently taking medication but have problems with depression, insomnia, or anxiety then owning a CES unit is truly a no-brainer.
Why?
Being stressed out stops you from being at your best and costs you far more than you'll probably admit (even to yourself.) Think about the opportunities you missed and the money you spent because you didn't feel well.
What if you could put all that behind you?
Compared to other CES devices, our CES Unit is inexpensive. However, it works just as well - if not better.
A better-known, similar unit sells for $695. Sure, we could sell our CES Unit for $450 and it would already be 36% cheaper than the competition.
But the manufacturers want to do the greatest good for the greatest number of people. So, they did the right thing and cut the price to the bone. At just $349, you save a cool 50% over buying the competing unit.
Aren't you glad you found this site? Thanks for patiently educating yourself about CES devices. Now all you need to do is to take action by filling out the form on the next page.
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To Your Health,
Camille McCallister
Nurse in Training
P.S. Never before has a manufacturer of Cranial Electro Stimulation Units made it this easy to try out this breakthrough technology. Now you can try your own unit out for a full 60 days. If you don't feel better, then return it, no questions asked. Let me get my own CES Unit